

Custom Poetry
Ever seen your name in print?
I mean, in real print? The kind that punches that moniker into the paper and makes it a permanent ink-filled declaration that is YOU?
There's nothing like seeing your name, and a whole poem about you, wrought through a typewriter. There's no Delete key. No going back. Just you and the words - sweet, surprising, rhyming words that tell a story about YOU.
For a few bucks I'll write a poem about you, or anyone else you like (personal poems make great gifts!). Just complete the form below and we'll get started on one of my typewriters that are likely older than both of us.
Recent Custom Poems
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